College Jokes Category:

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"Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."...

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"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My mo...

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"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may b...

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students...

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A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new."An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, "More like an unlit ma...

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim...

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim...

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A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the fol...

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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw...

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po...

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A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Profes...

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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, g...

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A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great hon...

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A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think...

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After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the...

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All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some...

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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lo...

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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "wh...

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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants....

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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom...

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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs....

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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat...

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College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie...

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Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen h...

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Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remembe...

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Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed....

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Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?...

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Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?...

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Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after grad...

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to an...