Christmas Jokes Category:

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"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."...

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A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone...

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!...

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A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind...

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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!...

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said...

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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you...

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Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !...

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Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!...

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Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!...

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Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia....

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried...

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!...

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Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of...

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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!...

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz...

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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....

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Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that...

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Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that...

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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!...

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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !...

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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther...

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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe...

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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his...

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm...

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Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma...

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Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad...

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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R...

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !...

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe...