Cat Jokes Category:

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"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto...

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g...

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure,"...

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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I cant believe what...

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?...

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For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a...

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!...

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!...

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How do you know if you cats got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !...

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?Shes got that down in the mouth look !...

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !...

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How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !...

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award....

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-fa...

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !...

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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!...

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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!...

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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream...

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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!...

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!...

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Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!...

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!...

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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!...

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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude...

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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!...

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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work....

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Q: Whats a cats favorite food? - A: Petatoes!...

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Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!...

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Q: Whats every cats favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!...

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!...