Cannibal Jokes Category:

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Two cannibals were having lunch. Your girlfriend makes a great soup, said one to the other.Yes! agreed the first. But, U...

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I dont like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put...

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, I dont like your friend.The other one replied, Well put h...

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Was the principals brother really a missionary?He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first...

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?Baked beings (beans)....

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What did the cannibal say to the explorer?Nice to meat you!...

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and py...

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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldnt eat another mortal....

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What did the cannibals parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!...

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!...

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?Weedie Bix!!...

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!...

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels....

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs....

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride....

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What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!...

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?He went down really well !...

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself....

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him....

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionarys ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!...

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What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him t...

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...

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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun....

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water....

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What is a cannibals favorite food? Baked Beings....

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What is the cannibals favorite game? Swallow my Leader....

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Whats the definition of a cannibal?Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!...

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibals pot. The cannibal turned to his fri...

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days....

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!...