Business Jokes Category:

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An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River....

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An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh...

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An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh...

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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered...

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An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, Ship...

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An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:"Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat...

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An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and prett...

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An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.The man says, "Can you brew tea?"The Irishman says, "Yes.""Good. Can you d...

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. T...

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Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five m...

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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm...

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "Thats because ther...

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Boss: "Ive decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the wor...

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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughters college educati...

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Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for peopl...

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Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "Im the one you want. On my last job, every time a...

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Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international...

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Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant,...

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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a wantad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a veryn...

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Im always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues....

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Im very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire, said the principal at morning assemb...

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INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents...

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Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various ques...

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Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing....

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Monster: Stick em down. Ghost: Dont you mean, stick em up. Monster: No wonder Im not making much money in this business....

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My husbands business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos....

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On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said,I...

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One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attemptsto earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, ass...

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Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?A: A superior being....

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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....