Burger Jokes Category:

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Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!...

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!...

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Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!...

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Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!...

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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?Very rare-ly....

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How are UFOs related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!...

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!...

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How did the jury find the hamburger?Grill-ty as charred!...

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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?They chew the fat....

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?With burger alarms!...

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How do we know burgers love young people?Theyre pro-teen!...

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQs?They loin fast!...

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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!...

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How do you insult a hamburger patty?Call it a meatball!...

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!...

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How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!...

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How do you make a hamburger smile?Pickle it gently!...

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How does a burger acquire good taste?With a little seasoning!...

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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!...

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How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....

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How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions...

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In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meate...

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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?No, you should eat your fingers separately!...

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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!...

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Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!...

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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!...

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What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, B...

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burge...

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?Hot dog!...