Birthday Jokes Category:

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Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I...

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Home - A - Age Jokes"Thats an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my...

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How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream....

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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!...

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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that...

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I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....

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Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa...

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It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage...

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Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2...

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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never...

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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h...

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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"...

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Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a...

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Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old...

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbin...

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing...

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What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"...

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."...

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole....

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What did you get for your birthday? Another year!...

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!...

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What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt...

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!...

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!...

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What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!...

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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!...

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What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!...

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What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!...

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...

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Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....