Birthday Jokes Category:

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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an...

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"...

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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...

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"I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"...

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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."...

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"Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch...

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"My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."...

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday....

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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its...

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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of...

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A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by....

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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b...

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BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you....

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Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"...

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Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul...

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was...

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Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!...

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Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!...

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Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven....

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Did you hear about the trees birthday? It was a sappy one!...

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First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?...

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For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...

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Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t...

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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s...

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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:...

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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:...

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Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday...

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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead....