Bird Jokes Category:

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !...

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?"You scratch my beak and Ill scratch yours !...

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? Dad, dad, look what marma-laid !...

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What did the baby owls parents say when he wanted to go to a party? Youre not owld enough....

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !...

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!...

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!...

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight....

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What did the rich socialites parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!...

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What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo....

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !...

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?They go on peck-nics !...

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?Coop-cakes !...

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What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?...

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What do owls sing when it is raining ? Too wet to woo !...

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What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !...

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What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne....

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What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !...

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !...

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?Dead....

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What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !...

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What do you call a crazy chicken ?A cuckoo cluck !...

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!...

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !...

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !...

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What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !...

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What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger....

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !...

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?The bombshell !...

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!...