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"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"...

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A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr...

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A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d...

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A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow...

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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful...

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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis...

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A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control....

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A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular...

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A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap...

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A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla...

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A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti...

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A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th...

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A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his...

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A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One...

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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,...

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A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what...

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An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi...

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An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving...

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Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr...

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Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication....

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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?...

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Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu...

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How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)...

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa...

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years....

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Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist....

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Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck...

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There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe...

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Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes...

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While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen...