Bicycle Jokes Category:

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"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher....

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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then...

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A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did y...

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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle....

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I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?...

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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m...

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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h...

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My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away....

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Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance....

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Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick t...

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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired....

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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals....

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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclis...

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The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Dont you know how to...

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What did the bicycle call its dad?Pop-cycle...

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep....

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !...

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?Bicycle petals !...

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !...

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What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it....

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Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road....

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When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway....

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?Sir Francis Brake !...

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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing....

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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had...

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Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired)....

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Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell....

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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred....