Bed Jokes Category:

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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l...

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l...

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count...

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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping...

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall...

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Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da...

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider....

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it....

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !...

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I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake...

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade....

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and...

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....

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Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri...

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!...

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Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one....

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet....

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Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!...

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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w...

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A...

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer....

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool....

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa....

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!...

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it....