Beauty Jokes Category:

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?...

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h...

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th...

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not...

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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never...

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f...

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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head....

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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly...

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two....

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Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween....

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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima...

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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don...

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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock....

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Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng...

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Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!...

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Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !...

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I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl...

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I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !...

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Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone....

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Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!...

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Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said...

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?...

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma...

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Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !...

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Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When...

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran...

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My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !...

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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour....

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People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have....

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Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....