Banana Jokes Category:

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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty....

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or...

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a...

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long....

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How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana....

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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !...

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Knock KnockWhos there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !...

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Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees w...

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Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well....

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana....

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The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana....

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Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because theyre long enough already....

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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana....

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Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk....

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?"You have a lot of appeal."...

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What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up....

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What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !...

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What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana....

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once....

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half....

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana....

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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !...

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What would you call two banana skins ?A pair of slippers....

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What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers....

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Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose....

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Whats yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana....

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Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection....

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Whats yellow and writes? A ball-point banana....

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Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches....