Aviation Jokes Category:

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"Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."...

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"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make...

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"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"...

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"Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say...

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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth...

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"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N...

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we...

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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited...

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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an...

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th...

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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k...

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking...

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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl...

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A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt...

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A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T...

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just...

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A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma...

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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p...

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A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo...

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t...

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t...

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou...

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement...

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A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen...

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A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re...

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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York....

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A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P...

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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d...

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f...

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f...