Ant Jokes Category:

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?...

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !...

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !...

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What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !...

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What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !...

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !...

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What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant...

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What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !...

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What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ?Discordant !...

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !...

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !...

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !...

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !...

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !...

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !...

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What is smaller than an ants dinner ?An ants mouth !...

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !...

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !...

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What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !...

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !...

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !...

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Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !...

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Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !...

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Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !...

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Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !...

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Why dont anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!...