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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans...

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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard...

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!...

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How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!...

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!...

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Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very...

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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that...

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What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!...

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!...

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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!...

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!...

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!...

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What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!...

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!...

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What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!...

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!...

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What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!...