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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?...
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Accountant jokes
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...
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Accountant jokes
Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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Birthday jokes
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."...
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Burger jokes
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle....
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School jokes
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...
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School jokes
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Computer jokes
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti...
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Computer jokes
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s...
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Computer jokes
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