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Pig jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser....


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Answer me this jokes

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?...

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Accountant jokes

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...

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Accountant jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....

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Birthday jokes

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."...

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Burger jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle....

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School jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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School jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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Computer jokes

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti...

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Computer jokes

This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s...

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Computer jokes

Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will...