Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun...
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a b...
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental....
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let...
Visitor: Youre very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose....