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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re...

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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h...

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Judge jokes

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of...

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Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh...

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Book title jokes

Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face...

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Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette...

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Elephant jokes

Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really...

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Aviation jokes

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,...

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Aviation jokes

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,...

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School jokes

Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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School jokes

Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !...

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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P...

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...

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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun...

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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...

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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !...

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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...

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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !...

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !...

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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne...

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa...

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Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...