Category
0 stars
Clinton jokes

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the...

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork City showed up. Never having seen anyone from th...

Category
0 stars
Salesmen jokes

Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget i...

Category
0 stars
Salesmen jokes

Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident....

Category
0 stars
Salesmen jokes

Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."Salesman: Havent you ever heard o...

Category
0 stars
Salesmen jokes

Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have....

Category
0 stars
Bus jokes

Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam...

Category
0 stars
Dead and dying jokes

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled...

Category
0 stars
Humor jokes

Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!...

Category
0 stars
Birthday jokes

Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen...

Category
0 stars
Military jokes

Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi...

Category
0 stars
Zoo jokes

Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he...

Category
0 stars
Food jokes

Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake......

Category
0 stars
Spelling jokes

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it....

Category
0 stars
Apple jokes

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of...

Category
0 stars
Book title jokes

School Meals by R. E. Volting...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock....

Category
0 stars
Women jokes

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake....

Category
0 stars
Ethnic jokes

Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agents hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the h...

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy."Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is...

Category
0 stars
Book title jokes

Seaside Treatsby Rhoda Donkey...

Category
0 stars
Book title jokes

Seasons Greetingsby Mary Christmas...

Category
0 stars
Humor jokes

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran...

Category
0 stars
Farmer jokes

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran...

Category
0 stars
Old age jokes

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was a...

Category
0 stars
Firefighter jokes

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that l...

Category
0 stars
Military jokes

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didnt have a rifle."Thats no problem...