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Dirty jokes

Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed...

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Weather jokes

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth....

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Car and train jokes

Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!...

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Military jokes

Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin...

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Military jokes

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...

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Firefighter jokes

Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb...

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Rabbit jokes

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!...

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Humor jokes

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party....

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Marriage jokes

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don...

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Men jokes

Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about...

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Music jokes

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th...

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Men jokes

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?...

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Religious jokes

Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with hi...

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Blind jokes

Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron...

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Blind jokes

Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall....

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Religious jokes

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out....

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Blonde jokes

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine....

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Blonde jokes

Q. How do blonde brain cells die?A. Alone...

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Men jokes

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle....

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Men jokes

Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....

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Religious jokes

Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he pro...

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Blonde jokes

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner....

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Blonde jokes

Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bot...

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Firefighter jokes

Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck....

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Blonde jokes

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.Its cloged up with paper plates....

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Blonde jokes

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse....

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Religious jokes

Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it....

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Men jokes

Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one....

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Computer jokes

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows"....

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Music jokes

Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...