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Military jokes

Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t...

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Ethnic jokes

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick OReilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oim sinkin!" Do...

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Book title jokes

Pain and Sorryby Anne Guish...

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Dentist jokes

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."...

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Book title jokes

Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst...

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Dentist jokes

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""...

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Aviation jokes

Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t...

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Telephone jokes

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody...

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Cow jokes

Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!...

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Bus jokes

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a...

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Bus jokes

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!...

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Aviation jokes

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y...

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Ethnic jokes

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y...

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Religious jokes

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run...

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown....

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Dentist jokes

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist...

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Dentist jokes

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my...

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Dentist jokes

Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood....

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Dentist jokes

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac...

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Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?...

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth....

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer....

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Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G...

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...

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Salesmen jokes

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell...

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Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab...

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab...

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Dentist jokes

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it....

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Dentist jokes

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain...

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl...