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Ethnic jokes

OConnell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his...

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Military jokes

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No...

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Marriage jokes

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped...

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Book title jokes

Old English Churches by Beverley Minster...

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Marriage jokes

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead...

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Bar jokes beer booze and fun

Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on t...

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Marriage jokes

Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why h...

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Religious jokes

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Lookin...

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Witch jokes

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up....

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Parent jokes

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,...

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Weather jokes

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There...

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Car and train jokes

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad...

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Farmer jokes

On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a...

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Parent jokes

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational ps...

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Aviation jokes

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton....

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Police jokes

On a narrow mountains road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Be...

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Farmer jokes

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev...

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Children jokes

On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gif...

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Women jokes

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo...

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Food jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack....

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Car and train jokes

On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s...

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Monster jokes

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr...

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Travel and tourist jokes

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr...

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Marriage jokes

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a pers...

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Aviation jokes

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff...

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Military jokes

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with...

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Religious jokes

On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop...

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Children jokes

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each oth...

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Business jokes

On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said,I...

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Dirty jokes

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed thestudents, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "Thefemale dormitor...