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Police jokes

Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand w...

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Rabbit jokes

Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure....

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Marriage jokes

Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t...

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Bar jokes beer booze and fun

Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn...

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Humor jokes

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !...

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Beauty jokes

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?...

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Letter jokes

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from....

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Clinton jokes

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they...

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Christmas jokes

Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!...

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Police jokes

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th...

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Criminal jokes

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr...

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Bird jokes

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr...

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Political jokes

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give...

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School jokes

Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !...

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Accountant jokes

Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...

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Lawyer jokes

Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."...

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Lawyer jokes

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am...

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Car and train jokes

Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane....

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Marriage jokes

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w...

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Fishing jokes

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!...

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Aviation jokes

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir....

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Farmer jokes

Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W...

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Aviation jokes

Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."...

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Brother and sister jokes

Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!...

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Beauty jokes

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma...

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Children jokes

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe...

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Baby jokes

Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived...

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Dirty jokes

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im M...

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Money jokes

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad...

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Spelling jokes

Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo...