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Book title jokes

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi...

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Dog jokes

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. Its fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went ins...

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Cow jokes

I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s...

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Internet jokes

I cant find a shark website....Thats cos youre dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb.........

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Money jokes

I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today....

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Idiot and fool jokes

I cant understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it....

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Beauty jokes

I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl...

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Idiot and fool jokes

I dont know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works....

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Face jokes

I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt....

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Bed jokes

I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake...

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Beauty jokes

I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !...

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Political jokes

I dont think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he sai...

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School jokes

I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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Birthday jokes

I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....

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Travel and tourist jokes

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinfor...

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Baby jokes

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an...

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Letter jokes

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!...

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Hair and bald jokes

I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald....

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Children jokes

I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep....

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Money jokes

I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on...

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Aviation jokes

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....

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Divorce jokes

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it witho...

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Women jokes

I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her....

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Cow jokes

I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!...

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Internet jokes

I hear youve been tracing your ancestors on the internet...Yes - and its a mammoth task!...

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Computer jokes

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is...

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Time jokes

I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g...

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Internet jokes

I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit...

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E-mail jokes

I just sent my first e-mail.Kongratulations!...

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Dog jokes

I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!...