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Book title jokes

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Biologist jokes

Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu...

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Military jokes

General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play...

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Children jokes

George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?...

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Political jokes

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "Th...

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Journalist jokes

George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac Rive...

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Fishing jokes

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish...

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Dentist jokes

Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of...

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Ghost jokes

Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer...

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Halloween jokes

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"...

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Monster jokes

Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"...

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Food jokes

Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta...

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Restaurant jokes

Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well t...

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Parent jokes

Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor....

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Horse jokes

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!...

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Beauty jokes

Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !...

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Men jokes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day....

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Religious jokes

God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back....

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Religious jokes

God is sitting up in his ivory tower, hes had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so hes decid...

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Religious jokes

God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a compa...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "Id move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. Youve already moved most o...

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Golfer: "Ive played so poorly all day; I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. Its distracting!"Caddy: "This isnt a watch, sir, its a com...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "Its not supposed to be."...

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Sport jokes

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."...

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Birthday jokes

Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday...