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Birthday jokes

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was...

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School jokes

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye...

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Humor jokes

Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?...

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Apple jokes

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire....

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Dog jokes

Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!...

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Money jokes

Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont...

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Brother and sister jokes

Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge...

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Parent jokes

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma...

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Baby jokes

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab...

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Biologist jokes

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication....

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Brother and sister jokes

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !...

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Book title jokes

Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy...

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Spelling jokes

Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words....

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Bird jokes

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every...

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Humor jokes

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten...

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Computer jokes

Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem...

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Christmas jokes

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said...

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Christmas jokes

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you...

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Computer jokes

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught...

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Various animal jokes

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai...

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Divorce jokes

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage....

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Political jokes

Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...

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Religious jokes

Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes...

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Idiot and fool jokes

Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second...

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Aviation jokes

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant...

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Political jokes

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement....

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Political jokes

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it....

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Political jokes

Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove...

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Political jokes

Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful...

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Political jokes

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se...