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Zoo jokes

Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!...

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Telephone jokes

Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t...

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Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!...

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Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few...

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Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera...

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Idiot and fool jokes

Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner...

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today!Camper: It should, I practised all night!...

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Farmer jokes

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked...

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Farmer jokes

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it....

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Cow jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of...

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Humor jokes

Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains....

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Humor jokes

Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one....

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Humor jokes

Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!...

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Food jokes

Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian....

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Burger jokes

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!...

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Insect jokes

Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !...

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Money jokes

Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing...

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Christmas jokes

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!...

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Burger jokes

Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!...

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Spelling jokes

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for...

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Answer me this jokes

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?...

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Internet jokes

Can you show me how to use the Internet?Id better - otherwise youll just go round and round in circles....

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Spelling jokes

Can you spell a composition with two letters?SA (essay)....

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Spelling jokes

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey)....

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Spelling jokes

Can you spell eighty in two letters?A-T....

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Spelling jokes

Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy)....

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Spelling jokes

Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ....

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Spelling jokes

Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy)....

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Ethnic jokes

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people...

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Cannibal jokes

Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow....