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Rabbit jokes

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please,...

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Cowboy jokes

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men...

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School jokes

Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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Humor jokes

Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o...

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Hair and bald jokes

Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c...

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Hair and bald jokes

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat....

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Hair and bald jokes

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?...

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Marriage jokes

BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif...

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Bar jokes beer booze and fun

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid he...

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Blonde jokes

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!...

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School jokes

Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...

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Teeth jokes

Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What...

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Beauty jokes

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f...

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Dirty jokes

Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. Thephysician prescribes suppositories, but when i...

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Judge jokes

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have...

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Business jokes

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm...

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Humor jokes

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm...

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Religious jokes

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are y...

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Marriage jokes

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets....

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Book title jokes

Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star...

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Biologist jokes

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr...

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Children jokes

Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben aske...

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Parent jokes

Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y...

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Letter jokes

Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not...

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College jokes

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat...

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Brother and sister jokes

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas....

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Humor jokes

Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny...

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Sport jokes

Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned....

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Humor jokes

Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill s...

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Clinton jokes

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton...