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Accountant jokes

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the...

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Idiot and fool jokes

A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week...

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Dirty jokes

A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower...

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Blonde jokes

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu...

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Baby jokes

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p...

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Religious jokes

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the...

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Doctor and nurse jokes

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex...

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Dirty jokes

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com...

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Religious jokes

A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp...

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Farmer jokes

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin...

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Lawyer jokes

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin...

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Hunting jokes

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said....

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Hunting jokes

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs a...

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Biologist jokes

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr...

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Biologist jokes

A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d...

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Marriage jokes

A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea...

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Biologist jokes

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow...

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Movie and TV jokes

A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin...

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Ethnic jokes

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you...

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Blind jokes

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d...

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Blind jokes

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d...

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Blind jokes

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we...

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Aviation jokes

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we...

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Blind jokes

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p...

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Blind jokes

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and...

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Blonde jokes

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contract...

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Blonde jokes

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls...

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Dirty jokes

A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to...

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Blonde jokes

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s...

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Blonde jokes

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor...